Ugh

I think it's really stupid when people go around saying "I don't judge people and neither should you". Okay those aren't the actual words but you get what I mean. Am I the only one who gets annoyed when people say things like that? Am I crazy? No I'm not. You are.
Name me one person that hasn't judged anyone in his/her life. And please don't say God because that's just a fucking stupid answer and he technically isn't a person.
What is the definition of judging someone? Judging is to form an opinion or estimation of after careful consideration. How do I know? Google la dumbass. -_-
So technically right, if you see some hot guy walking on the street and you think to yourself "eh he's quite handsome" you're judging his looks. SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU'VE NEVER JUDGED SOMEONE BEFORE. And right, people who don't wanna get judged then don't do things that'll make people assume things about you la!! If I see some half naked girl walking on the street holding hands with five guys obviously I will judge her and think she's a slut right??? Then she'll go home and cry and say oh I don't know why people judge me. BITCH PLEASE. If you don't want people to judge you then don't wear slutty clothes la! SIMPLE. And you ask "What if I'm not a slut but I like wearing slutty clothes?" then TOO BAD. Just accept the fact that people are going to presume you're a slut and stop complaining about it!
Another thing that irks me is when people tell me not to criticise others.
(EXAMPLE)
*watching american idol and someone who has no talent whatsoever starts to sing*
Me: *laughs* he's terrible, he should stop singing.
Annoying asshole: That's rude, also not like you can sing very well
Me: *death stare*
Wah fucking hate it when people say these kinds of things. Why does the show have judges if it's rude to give criticism to the contestants?! How do my singing abilities even matter??? Did I join the show and make a fool out of myself? NO. You think Simon Cowell know how to sing meh?! OBVIOUSLY NOT RIGHT. He just gives constructive criticism and even if it's really mean sometimes, it's 100% true. And don't try to act smart and tell me my criticism isn't constructive. If my criticisms were even the least bit constructive, I would be a judge on a tv show. Am I a judge on a tv show? No.
I rest my case.

I know I just blogged but I just thought I should update you guys since it's been 3 years since I came on here. Ya, I'm assuming people care because I had 12 pageviews today wahahaha!
Okay. Well, I only keep in touch with probably 4 people I've mentioned on this blog? And in case you were wondering, Jill isn't one of them. Let me enlighten you.
Jill basically is a manic who no one likes. She was bored one day and decided to tell everyone I had sex with my best friend (who is a guy) and that I was a slut. Then this bastard still had the cheek to message me nice things. Dumb or what?! You think I don't want to be a slut meh? If I'm a slut means I can get a lot of guys you know. Isn't that a good thing? YOU JEALOUS??? YOU JEALOUS YOU CANNOT GET A BOYFRIEND HUH?! Yeah, she was probably just jealous. But when I first heard it I thought it was the funniest thing ever and decided to confront her. I don't really remember what exactly happened but I know she was losing the fight la. Liars never win! I even saved our fight on Whatsapp to prove to everyone that she's a crazy lying bastard! SMART OR WHAT? I know, thanks. It's quite funny also la. Like if you had a crazy, delusional, full of shit friend you would obviously think she's quite funny right?? No? Maybe it's just me then.
Actually, she's all I wanted to talk about. Maybe it's cause she's so full of shit that I can't even think of anything else to blog after mentioning her in this post. Oh well...

Wow.
It's been 3 years? Has it been 3 years? I really don't remember. Does anyone even read my blog anymore? I really doubt so. Although there have been so many dumbfuck comments on my posts (which I have deleted because they are so stupid and old).
Don't ask me why I decided to blog again.
So much has changed since 2010. I lost a bunch of weight and my face doesn't look as fucked up and noob. Thank god.
I re-read all my old posts and I think I was quite funny leh. Lame la, but for a 12 year old it's not bad okay?! I guess I'll blog when I'm angry cause that's when I'm the most funny. I think.
Hopefully everyone is happy I'm back on blogger now. By everyone I think I mean no one. YA I KNOW NO ONE READS MY BLOG ANYONE OKAY SHUT UP.

It's been awhile.

HELLO.
It has been a really long time since I have blogged. Like about um 50092034934 gazillion years. Stupid bitches who I don't know be spammin' my blog. Heheh.
Recently some weirdo asked me for my number and he then procceed to text me and call me babe then I was all like. Whoa dude don't call me that then he was all like why not then I was like cause I'll call the cops then I totally went all ninja on him. Yeah... (; that's how I fuckin' roll!
I've been watching alot of The Big Bang Theory. It's fucking awesome because Sheldon is my moonpie. <3 Oh so I read on someone's tumblr that there are 30 things every girl wants a guy to do and I must say it is not true at all. THE INTERNET IS LYING LOLOLOLOL.

Okay I don't know if you guys are going to be able to enlarge this shit but I'll just point out the mistakes.

"7. Call her sweetie, not baby."
LOL What's the fucking difference?! I'd rather you call me Jack so I know you're not just giving me a pet name cause you're dating a bunch of other girls and you can't remember my name.

"8. Sing to her no matter how bad your voice is."
Honestly I'd rather you not, because I think if you can't sing and you sing to me, you'd break up with me after I record it and put it on youtube.

"14. Pick her up and act like you're going to drop her and she will scream and yell at you to let her down even though she loves it."
I think if any girl screams and yells for you to put her down she's being a 100% serious. And if you're a loser and you really drop her she's gonna bust your balls....

"29. Play fight with her and let her win."
Now that's just dumb. Every girl would know you're doing that on purpose it's not cute.

Okay end of this fuckery. I conclude that this was either made by a guy himself that thinks he's a fucking smartass and knows that girls want (take note that he is probably single) OR a fucking weird girl that likes people to carry her and then drop her. LOLWUT?!

Drill some logic into your heads.

Okay I know that there are two things you do not talk about, politics and religion. But some people are just stupid and therefore I just have to talk about it.

Let's get one thing striaght.
I believe in God, I just don't believe in religion.
Honestly, it's people like you who give God a bad name.

I like christianity but I can't stand Christians. They talk about "blind faith" as if it's some kind of virtue but blind faith is ignorance and that's a vice. They think that questioning faith leads to "immorality" and "ungodliness" but they fail to realize that if there's even an ounce of truth to their beliefs, questioning their faith will only make it stronger. Nobody has figured it out yet and unless God decesends from the sky to speak to you, nobody will ever have it figured out. The problem with an organized religion is that they think they have it all figured out and they want to tell you what it is. They are never willing to learn anything from what anyone else has to say.
Some bitch told me that me being a freethinker would mean I'm going to hell but look, I reason why I am a freethinker is because I've always found it difficult to practice and believe in something that constantly reminds me of my own death and how everything in my life is trival until death. Or stuff like how life is preparation for the next reality. At first, the basic idea of Christianity seems fine but after two thousand years of nobody being able to provide any evidence that there is a reality after physical death, what's the point?
And another thing with the vulgarities and all. If you were Christian, you shouldn't use it. You shouldn't just use it because you think you can just confess that sin. If you know very well it's a sin and you claim you love God so much then why do you even use it in the first place? You can't just do bad things and think it's okay because you can confess later, that's just bullshit. I know very well that I'm not a very good person and that I have a shitty personality but at least I have the courage to admit it.
Do you?

And look I know that there are really good Christians out there who really believe and who have alot of faith and I really really respect that and I respect them aswell. I just hate those other Christians that don't even care and who just throw their religion and people's faces and wave it around like nobody's busniess.
If you guys were 10% of those christians I respect then you would look at this post and accept it. (Like how you crackheads told me to accept God when I already do)
If you are the 90% of Christians who are bastards, then spam away. I don't use this blog that much anyway.

Guess who's back?!

Hello all, I haven't been blogging for a really long time but I was bored so now I'm back! I was reading all my old posts from like when I first started and I think I've improved alot. O: Like I was such a noob. Like writing about every guy I thought was hot, not very cool. hahaha. So I cut my hair! And like the guy at the salon place made it smell like the shop and passion fruit so I am afraid that bees'll like fly into my hair and attack my scalp. D:
Hmm, I think my phone bill is going to burst because I have been calling the same person every night for like 5 hours everytime and I don't think that's very good for me. Oh yeah! I did the weirdest thing today. I actually did math. Nono, not homework, I did it for fun. I want to be an astrologer. I really really want to be an astrologer. So I guess it's a good thing? Hmm.
My post is really boring and I can see that your faces are all like *_* -with drool of course. I'm sorry. Because SOMEONE had to ruin my mood!! D:< Fuck you bitch!!
I realise that i may have to wear glasses because I can wear mary's glasses and see better. If I do then I think my dad'll kill me. Then i'd be like good game, good game. Oh man.. My old ones are like so ugleh.
Ugh, that mood ruiner is so annoying. You don't fucking own the guy. -_- I don't even know why he likes you. Or how he can stand your face. How he can keep liking you even though you honestly kinda treat him like nothing. You can go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.
TUESDAY SHALL BE A GOOD DAY. If the stuff I planned even happens. I think we're gonna iCarly it. (If you know what I mean)

Dim Seeeeemmm!

Twas the night before christmas not a...... shit. I forgot how the rest of it goes. heh heh. Go google it or something. :/ don't hate, appreciate. heh. see what i did there? no? okay. :/
I just recieved a new message from Apple. HAHA. Epic. I want a message from strawberry. I like strawberries. Hmm, I'm so bored. Just got told I need to go for the bloody WKW competition wtf, at like 8 in the morning! Piss off!!!!! I don't think anyone reads my blog anymore. hohohoho! Actually thats a good thing, then i can bitch about all your bastards!!!!
Damn, I'm leaving on Monday. I have only like two people to say bye to. I'll probably only miss two people. Yup. That's how friendless I am!!! WOOT WOOOT! Fuckin owl.
I think I have love hate relationship with singaporean schools. hahahhaa, no. fuck that. I hate singaporean schools which is why i wanna move!!!!!! D: the fucking education system is so stupid. I think i blogged about this like 8 times already but like seriously, 3 years ahead of other countries except China because like, all the kids from there are like robots obviously. -_-
I fucking swear that the children in china are like robots or something okay? It's like bloody hell they don't even stop for toilet breaks. Real people need to pee! For one, that already proves that they aren't human. And plus they're always so fucking good at sports and like they never get injured or anything. PEOPLE GET INJURED. And they get like straight As for chinese and everything else. That already fucking proves it. Who the hell gets all As?! I didn't even get 1. :/
I feel like eating ramen. EH YA. WAH LAU, we were supposed to go eat ramen!!! D:<
Tomorrow is bubble tea day!!!! WOOOT! I've been so happpeh this whole week it's magical. Apart from having to leave on Friday. ): But i hope I come back with alot of clothes then like at least it'll be worth wasting my time there. :D
Oh umm, what else? Oh yeah, I think STOMP is kinda fucking stupid. Like they go blog hopping? and what not and just rip the contents of people's blog and criticize it! And they all use like stupid names like stomper something something. FUCK! If you wanna criticize someone and rip their fucking blog content off, then use your real name for godsakes! JUDGE PEOPLE WILL YOU?! Hahaha, i judge people too but well... hmpf. fuck you. ;P